Catnip Seeds
Wanna grow your own Catnip to not only feed thousands of bees with, but also to admire, tincture, and even smoke?
Excellent! Each packet contains at least 10 seeds for you to play with. These came from my very own flowering and stunning catnip plant!!!!
Here’s a little info about this herb, complete with sarcasm, for free. 😜
“Big schMArma would $hiT their pants if word got out about THIS herb. Think of how many children & college kids they’d mi$$ out on!? Surely this herb doesn’t have ANY mind-altering OR mildly psychoacTive effects on humans, especially young ones. No, not this plant! 😏
I’ve grown this beauty from seed, so it won’t attract zee mountain lions. Nepeta catara.
I tincture the flowering tops of this beauty after the bees have had their full way with it, and stock up my shelves with that good good (mostly for y’all).
Catnip first excites and then relaxes; ahhhh the dance between stimulation and sedation. Hyperactive? Ever tried fresh catnip tincture? You’d be AMAZED.
Some women find that smoking the freshly air-dried leaves of catnip OR working with flowering top tincture is a godsend for relieving menstrual cramping. It TOOOOTALLY smells like gAnJA, so unless you live in CA (hopefully not 🤡⚖️), just puff in your sanctuaries away from the gestapo, OR make um pull you over and give you a thorough sensual pat-down if you’re feeling lonely.
Monks used to make cough syrup with catnip, poultices of the fresh leaves can be helpful in cases of bruising, blistering, and irritated scalp.
Kids and catnip go together like peanut butter & jelly. Tummy aches, nightmares, teething, restlessness.... research this stuff, Babe!
You can toss a bit in soups and stews to add flavor, you can keep tincture on-hand to stimulate sweating in the case of an emergency fever. You can use roots to repel mice and rats in your creepy basements. The list goes on and on.
It’s the little big things, like Catnip, that get me through. I hope you are all doing well out there and being kind to people. Maybe catnip can help you to be more kind & to focus and relax, so that when you have to kick some ass your spirits are in the right place”. (This literally work of art was borrowed from my Instagram page).
Anyway, Catnip is a mint family plant, is super easy to grow, and gets huge and lovely. I really hope that you’ll grow to know and love her, too.
Wanna grow your own Catnip to not only feed thousands of bees with, but also to admire, tincture, and even smoke?
Excellent! Each packet contains at least 10 seeds for you to play with. These came from my very own flowering and stunning catnip plant!!!!
Here’s a little info about this herb, complete with sarcasm, for free. 😜
“Big schMArma would $hiT their pants if word got out about THIS herb. Think of how many children & college kids they’d mi$$ out on!? Surely this herb doesn’t have ANY mind-altering OR mildly psychoacTive effects on humans, especially young ones. No, not this plant! 😏
I’ve grown this beauty from seed, so it won’t attract zee mountain lions. Nepeta catara.
I tincture the flowering tops of this beauty after the bees have had their full way with it, and stock up my shelves with that good good (mostly for y’all).
Catnip first excites and then relaxes; ahhhh the dance between stimulation and sedation. Hyperactive? Ever tried fresh catnip tincture? You’d be AMAZED.
Some women find that smoking the freshly air-dried leaves of catnip OR working with flowering top tincture is a godsend for relieving menstrual cramping. It TOOOOTALLY smells like gAnJA, so unless you live in CA (hopefully not 🤡⚖️), just puff in your sanctuaries away from the gestapo, OR make um pull you over and give you a thorough sensual pat-down if you’re feeling lonely.
Monks used to make cough syrup with catnip, poultices of the fresh leaves can be helpful in cases of bruising, blistering, and irritated scalp.
Kids and catnip go together like peanut butter & jelly. Tummy aches, nightmares, teething, restlessness.... research this stuff, Babe!
You can toss a bit in soups and stews to add flavor, you can keep tincture on-hand to stimulate sweating in the case of an emergency fever. You can use roots to repel mice and rats in your creepy basements. The list goes on and on.
It’s the little big things, like Catnip, that get me through. I hope you are all doing well out there and being kind to people. Maybe catnip can help you to be more kind & to focus and relax, so that when you have to kick some ass your spirits are in the right place”. (This literally work of art was borrowed from my Instagram page).
Anyway, Catnip is a mint family plant, is super easy to grow, and gets huge and lovely. I really hope that you’ll grow to know and love her, too.
Wanna grow your own Catnip to not only feed thousands of bees with, but also to admire, tincture, and even smoke?
Excellent! Each packet contains at least 10 seeds for you to play with. These came from my very own flowering and stunning catnip plant!!!!
Here’s a little info about this herb, complete with sarcasm, for free. 😜
“Big schMArma would $hiT their pants if word got out about THIS herb. Think of how many children & college kids they’d mi$$ out on!? Surely this herb doesn’t have ANY mind-altering OR mildly psychoacTive effects on humans, especially young ones. No, not this plant! 😏
I’ve grown this beauty from seed, so it won’t attract zee mountain lions. Nepeta catara.
I tincture the flowering tops of this beauty after the bees have had their full way with it, and stock up my shelves with that good good (mostly for y’all).
Catnip first excites and then relaxes; ahhhh the dance between stimulation and sedation. Hyperactive? Ever tried fresh catnip tincture? You’d be AMAZED.
Some women find that smoking the freshly air-dried leaves of catnip OR working with flowering top tincture is a godsend for relieving menstrual cramping. It TOOOOTALLY smells like gAnJA, so unless you live in CA (hopefully not 🤡⚖️), just puff in your sanctuaries away from the gestapo, OR make um pull you over and give you a thorough sensual pat-down if you’re feeling lonely.
Monks used to make cough syrup with catnip, poultices of the fresh leaves can be helpful in cases of bruising, blistering, and irritated scalp.
Kids and catnip go together like peanut butter & jelly. Tummy aches, nightmares, teething, restlessness.... research this stuff, Babe!
You can toss a bit in soups and stews to add flavor, you can keep tincture on-hand to stimulate sweating in the case of an emergency fever. You can use roots to repel mice and rats in your creepy basements. The list goes on and on.
It’s the little big things, like Catnip, that get me through. I hope you are all doing well out there and being kind to people. Maybe catnip can help you to be more kind & to focus and relax, so that when you have to kick some ass your spirits are in the right place”. (This literally work of art was borrowed from my Instagram page).
Anyway, Catnip is a mint family plant, is super easy to grow, and gets huge and lovely. I really hope that you’ll grow to know and love her, too.